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Me and the guys have a tip for you.  Wear safety googles when shopping so you don’t have to worry about getting pepper sprayed.  BOB’S FUNNY: I hit it big in Vegas.  I drove there in a $15,000 car and came home in a $30,000 bus.

Me and the guys have a tip for you. Don’t overstuff yourself with too much turkey this Thanksgiving.  And give thanks to something.  My boss gives thanks to all the dumbos that visit porn sites and download stuff to their systems that we have to fix.  BOB’S FUNNY: Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

Me and the guys have a tip for you.  If you are using a refilled or generic ink cartridge and the printer doesn’t recognize it, first remove and replace the cartridge with the power on .  if that doesn’t work, leave the cartridge in the printer and pull the printer power plug from the wall.  BOB’S FUNNY: Did you hear about the moron that lost $50 on the football game?  He lost twenty five dollars on the game and another twenty five when the game was replayed later.

What’s so great about an Ipad anyway?  They are fragile, you have to buy extra apps just to do word processing and you can’t even backup data to a flash drive.  Good luck typing on the thing.  If you’re going to buy one, get a Squaretrade warranty.  BOB’S HOHO: The Polish and Italian football teams were playing.  Neither team could score.  The Polish team had the ball and a car backfired.  The Italian team thought it was the half time gun and ran off the field.  Three plays later the Polish team punted.

Did you know that Google got fined a half-BILLION dollars for allowing Canadian online pharmacies to abuse their advertising system?  I guess the US drug companies have some pull.  BOB’S HOHO: What do you get when you cross a famous painter with a rude person? Vincent Go F___ yourself.

Me and the guys have a tip for you. If your printer cartridge isn’t seen by the printer, pull the cartridge out and reseat it.  If that doesn’t work, leave the cartridge in the printer and pull the printer power plug fromt the wall.  If that doesn’t work, you’ve got a problem.  I DON’T UNDERSTAND:  Why is President Obamas friends and polititical allies getting so much of the stimulus money?

Did you ever take your empty ink cartridge to a local Ink Refill store, get it refilled, take it home and IT DIDN’T WORK?  That’s because the Ink Cartridge should “settle” for a day or two after filling before being used.  Bet you went right home and tried to use it.  An Ink refill is like a fine wine – it needs to settle.  BOB’S HOHO: I went to my doctor because my foot hurt and I couldn’t walk.  My doctor said, “No prob lem, you’ll be walking in no time!” He took my car.

Me and the guys have a tip for you.   When you get your gaming system back from repair, make sure to RESET the system, especially if you were originally setup on Hi-Def.  The repair person may have fixed and tested the gaming unit on a regular TV.  BOB’S FUNNY:   You know how you can really annoy someone?  Keep singing the Batman theme song over and over again or stomp on little ketchup packets.

 Me and the guys have a tip for you.   Some things to consider if you are buying a new notebook. Determine what you will be using the laptop computer for. This will help determine needs in terms of performance, size, weight, storage capacity and battery life. Points to consider are:   Will you be using this system anywhere other than your home?  If so then weight of the system and screen size will be a factor to consider. Will you be running several different programs or doing  editing, photos, or videos?  You need computing power. Will you want to watch movies and videos on this system? If so then you may want a dedicated video processor and perhaps a larger screen. If you will be using the laptop in bright rooms or outdoors then consider a non-glare screen. Do you have large number of documents, music and video files that you will want to store on your laptop?  Then opt for a larger hard disk drive.   I DON’T UNDERSTAND: I tried Flintstones vitimans.  I don’t feel any better, but now I can stop my car with my feet.

Me and the guys have a tip for you.  Did you ever wonder why that Windows 7 Repair disc didn’t work when you tried to use it?  Probably because when you made it, it was made PRIOR to your upgrading your system to Service Pack 1. The repair disc must be of the same OS.  I DON’T UNDERSTAND: My wife likes to talk during sex.  The other day she called me from a motel.  Why did she have to call collect?